He leaps into Hertz and asks if they have a Nissan Rogue.
He can’t quite bear to be parted from a Rogue. Not yet. Just a tiny bit more. Do they have one?
Yes.
It's new. It's silver? Do you like it, says Bruce. He does.
Now it is the silver Rogue. He is happy.
She is just like the olive
green Rogue but silver and younger.So we’re back on the road.
We’re staying in the Hilton Waikoloa Village resort - it is massive. It has 62 acres of gorgeous coastal land with gardens and pools and wildlife. It is so big it has a boat and a rail service for moving guests around the
property. But we go driving.Bruce has been here many times before and he has much he wants to show me. He has climbed the massive Mona Loa volcano from sea level, almost died up there falling into a lava tube but, thin air and all, made the mighty climb and recalls every inch of it. He won’t be doing that again. He’s
not 20 any more.But he can show me all these volcanoes and describe the flora, fauna and geology.
Thus, in our shiny new Hawaii Rogue, we plan a pilgrimage across this most exotic of islands through lava fields and volcanos to the lush, rain-drenched town of Hilo and back along the jungle-lined coast road with its myriad gorges and waterfalls, and Bruce is happy because he can be behind the wheel again - just eke
out a little more road tripping before our grand adventure is over.He does not need to convince me of the primal glamour of Big Island. It is not like anywhere I have been.
These pitch black lava
fields. The blackscape of the land. And the vibrant soft camel-coloured grasses which adorn it in happy tufts - the one plant which really loves this inky rock scape. I am fascinated. We look at an old cross-country trail, complete with lava tubes.It is harsh and rough underfoot.
Donkeys were the way to go in the early days and there are signs along the road warning of roaming donkeys.
We make forays to the town and the shops, saving a special day for the cross-island adventure. The day arrives misty and wet and, by the time we are in the middle of the island, drenched in rain.
This is not unusual says my Hawaii Meta-networks Brainstormer mate, Tom Elliott, who lives on the wet side of the island.He is planning to meet up with us for lunch in Hilo, a plan which does not eventuate in the pouring rain and with Tom’s services being suddenly needed for the retrieval of a beached, endangered whale.
The cross-country saddle road between the two highest volcanos has improved significantly since Bruce first was here but we encounter road works, miles and miles of bucketing potholes and rock piles which one day will make the road agreeable. But not today. It is slow, slow going. But fascinating, seeing the way the massive boulders of lava have to be manipulated. The vegetation changes as we cross the island, from the dark aridity to wonderful exotica, strange jungle-like ferns and wonderful ground-cover creepers and flowering plants. I get very excited by them and beg Bruce to stop the car so I can get thoroughly wet in efforts to grab a couple of photos. Cars hiss pass us at scarily high speeds.The closer to the coast
we get, the lusher and more exotic the vegetation until we are in suburban Hilo all of which seems to be one big botanical garden.It’s a lovely town.
Thanks to Tom’s advice, we find the Hilo Bay Cafe for lunch. It is an elegant fusion place, set upstairs with views of Hilo Bay. The bay is misty and soft rain
continues, but we choose to sit outside on the balcony with the fresh air and handsome view.Lunch is stunning. The rain eases. I see a wild mongoose among the rocks below. All is good.
We drive back along the coast road which is a wild luxury of lush and luscious tropical verdancy. Winding, vertiginous roads, bridges crossing precipitous inlets and gorges, all dense in
huge-leafed undergrowth.Fantastic waterfalls cascade down sheer rock faces. We follow an inland road to get a close look at one of the falls. It is quite a long trek through agricultural land and areas of tall-tall grasses.
We find the waterfall just as the skies open up again. An unfriendly
guard demands a $5 parking charge. We are just having a look, not staying or taking the gorge walk, we say. $5 says he. We cut our losses, take a photo and slush back across the bright green plateau past flourishing horse and cattle properties and back to the coast.Every inch is beautiful.
And so is our hotel. It is a world unto itself with a number of restaurants and shops and lots of pools as well as lovely
views and a dolphinarium which gives people a chance to swim with dolphins. Most exquisite of all is its seawater pool which is a bay within the hotel grounds. Sea life comes and goes with the tides. The bay is alive with fish of all sizes and types from vivid tropical breeds to large, slow silvery fish. And there are green sea turtles which meander around amid the swimmers and snorkelers.We loll by that pool on the sun lounges which have their legs in the water.
We loll on our Makai-Guests-Only sun lounges by the big pool nearest our rooms. One loves to feel a bit exclusive, albeit there are sunning spots and pools aplenty for everyone and the hotel also allows the locals to enjoy its facilities. That is another characteristic I have loved about this place.
I drink cucumber mai tais at the fancy fish restaurant on the high promontory and yet more at the lovely Japanese restaurant. The cucumber cocktail is my new fancy. Elegant, light, fresh - moreish. And we both fall in love with
the Waikoloa Village breakfast buffets which feature congee and kimchi and fish and rice as well as the usual western sweet and savoury breakfast foods plus the best papaya in the history of the universe.Our lagoon suite is very spacious and we love it - until the renovation work gets going in the rooms
above. This drilling and hammering makes siestas impossible. Hilton seems unable to move us but compensates us by removing all of our breakfast costs. It is not really enough, since the rooms are uninhabitable when the drilling is full-on. I could make a massive fuss but, oh, end of the trip…I do implore them not to rent out our rooms again until the work is done.
This hotel, which once was a Hyatt, has the most spectacular art collection. Walking its long open-air passages one enjoys an extensive gallery of oriental art treasures. Hundreds, maybe thousands of glorious antiquities and art works adorn the walls, the corridors, and the gardens. There are some European works in the mix,
emphasising the cultural influences involved in the development of Big Island. But, significantly, this is an Asian and Pacific collection of immense scope and value. I go seeking more information on the works, assuming there must be a big glossy catalogue but no. In fact the staff seems surprised at my zeal. They let me have a quaint little DIY guide to the collection. It is as underwhelming as the art is breathtaking.I never tire of walking past the giant Chinese urns, the ceremonial Islander drums, the fierce masks and idols, fetishes and carvings, the puppets and costumes, the huge protective gods, the whimsical ones, the great and glorious Buddhas and Quan Yins, the Japanese
warriors, the Ganeshas and Bali demons, the fabulous bronze dogs, the delicate embroideries, and the very fine paintings. I feel privileged to be in this place which has been devised and adorned with such extravagant expertise.The hotel turns on large and lavish luaus each week and we fork out the huge $150 or something each
to secure priority seating and see the show. Our seating turns out to be front row and the evening comes with as many tropical cocktails as one can possibly sink. The drinks just flow and flow. And a vast repast is laid out across the huge open-air dining area. There must be over 500 people here. But there is plenty of food. I shuffle along with my priority queue and pop samples of this and that on my plate but it is not really great food. It is a spread for the masses and its big plus is that there is enough for the masses. Would you like another mai tai? A fairly tired old Hawaiian compere MCs the show. He is a bit of a crooner and sings a few numbers, rattles off some well-worn shtick about Hawaiian customs, has us all stand up and hula and introduces the performers who are to do traditional narrative dances as well some spectacular fire dances. Oh, and the Hawaiian cowboy (paniolo) dance, my particular favourite.It is a hard-working commercial show. I’ve seen luaus with more cultural integrity but this is good fun on a grand scale with a gloriously hospitable staff.
Oh, my, how those mai tais just keep coming. Hawaii has definitely won my heart. Bruce always knew it would.There are so many unique phenomena thanks to its newness and isolation. I am just getting to understand them all. The chickens of Kauai are one. Now I meet the cats of Big Island. Feral cats, handsome gingers and calicos, who cohabit peacefully in that black lava world. The hotel tolerates their presence and has its own feeding and neutering regime, staff say. They are very polite cats. Not tame but co-existent.
Six days on Big Island pass like a blink.
Too fast for poor Bruce who just wants to go driving, driving, driving in the silver Rogue. And then, oh, no. Rogue separation all over again.
This lovely car must be farewelled.
The road trek is over. Wheels become wings. It's up, up and away and back to our great white cat.